I’m just gonna bullshit it.

my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

*it’s about to be 21 years for me!!!*

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wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

White version of my dog Kirby

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

White version of my dog Kirby

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acciam:

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

I will never make it.

jennaavh:

smilemoreoftenplease:

The bear is like “holy fuck, a lion!” The lion is like “holy fuck, a human!”

In my mind I hear “why are we all screaming?!”

THE BEAR HAHAHA OMG LOOK AT THE BEAR

jennaavh:

smilemoreoftenplease:

The bear is like “holy fuck, a lion!” The lion is like “holy fuck, a human!”

In my mind I hear “why are we all screaming?!”

THE BEAR HAHAHA OMG LOOK AT THE BEAR

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oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

boys who actually makes plans

skim3d:

it doesn’t have to be elaborate 
i don’t care for fancy dates 
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." 
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" 
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."

it sounds totes better than 
"idk what do you want to do choose"  

heylookthetardis360:

howyoumean:

premium-gifs:

Dog eating in slow motion.

this is really important


This is really great because you can also drag the photo and it’ll stop at fantastic expressions, hehe.

heylookthetardis360:

howyoumean:

premium-gifs:

Dog eating in slow motion.

this is really important

This is really great because you can also drag the photo and it’ll stop at fantastic expressions, hehe.